In the Dahl House: March Madness!!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

March Madness!!

This month has been super busy (I don't really have anything to show for it but trust me). Anyway, We have had a lot of birthday's and I just wanted to wish every on a Happy Birthday... so here goes. "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Emi, Oliver,Brig, Brayden, Eve, Jake and David...Happy Birthday to you!!

Kiddie Quotes

Sawyerisms~ Dark Vader, Kermit crab, Carnival apple, lakeboarding

Derek talking to me~ "How is your Booty Camp going?"
Sawyer~ "Booby Camp! I love Booby camp!"

Sawyer~ (pointing to the inside of our washing machine) What are those holes for?
Mom~ That's where the water goes.
Sawyer~ That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!

Cali~ Mom you're a ho
Me~ WHAT!!!!!
Cali~ You're a hoe, I am a flower and Sawyer is the hose...we are playing garden.
Me~ Whew!

Sawyer ~ Mom I want a treat
Mom~ you just ate 2 Oreos, those were your treat
Sawyer~ NO...those were a snack. Now I want my treat.

Cali~ Guess what mom? Your hair is really blue! Ha Ha April 4th's!!

Sawyer~ Mom, my mouth tastes like old. ( he had stinky breath)

Cali to lady at park~ Are you a mom or a dad?
Lady at park~ What do you think?
Cali~ Wellll I think your a mom but you kinda look like a dad.
(This is the part where I started walking away)

Cali to Soren~ Your hair is the color of carrots
Soren to Cali~ Well your hair is the color of spaghetti without any sauce!

Old Man we met at a park~ Do you live here in Heber?
Cali~ Nope... we live in a submarine (wasn't even aware she knew this word)

Mom~ Oh man! I cannot find my keys!
Soren~ Geez mom, you need to get with your program and straighten out!

Cali~ Mom, Lala & Papa want us to fly out today to go Hawaii.
Mom~ They are not in Hawaii right now, if we flew there they would not be there so we are not flying out today
Cali~ Awww mom, you made Lala & Papa cry

Cali~ I want a hamburger with cheese.
Mom~ That's a cheeseburger.
Cali ~ I don't WANT a cheeseburger. I want a hamburger.....with cheese

Just a quick preface, Soren calls cigarettes, stigarettes
Soren~ Mom, it stinks outside, it smells like someone is stigaretting (I am assuming this meant that he thought someone was smoking)

Soren~ Mom, how long is it going to take us to get there?
Mom~ about 10 minutes (my standard reply)
Soren~ ummm is this going to be a long ten minutes or a short ten minutes?
Busted! I guess I need to start gauging time a little better.

Cali~ "I am going to be a pink coyote.... Starts howling ...OOOOOHHH, OOOOHH, Oh La La!"
January 10,2007

Cali~ "Guess what mommy?"
Mom~ "What Sweet Pea?"
Cali~ " Jesus and Mary are in my tummache"

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

March Madness!!

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