Sawyerisms~ Dark Vader, Kermit crab, Carnival apple, lakeboarding
Derek talking to me~ "How is your Booty Camp going?" Sawyer~ "Booby Camp! I love Booby camp!"
Sawyer~ (pointing to the inside of our washing machine) What are those holes for? Mom~ That's where the water goes. Sawyer~ That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!
Cali~ Mom you're a ho Me~ WHAT!!!!! Cali~ You're a hoe, I am a flower and Sawyer is the hose...we are playing garden. Me~ Whew!
Sawyer ~ Mom I want a treat Mom~ you just ate 2 Oreos, those were your treat Sawyer~ NO...those were a snack. Now I want my treat.
Cali~ Guess what mom? Your hair is really blue! Ha Ha April 4th's!!
Sawyer~ Mom, my mouth tastes like old. ( he had stinky breath)
Cali to lady at park~ Are you a mom or a dad? Lady at park~ What do you think? Cali~Wellll I think your a mom but you kinda look like a dad. (This is the part where I started walking away)
Cali to Soren~ Your hair is the color of carrots Soren to Cali~ Well your hair is the color of spaghetti without any sauce!
Old Man we met at a park~ Do you live here in Heber? Cali~ Nope... we live in a submarine (wasn't even aware she knew this word)
Mom~ Oh man! I cannot find my keys! Soren~ Geez mom, you need to get with your program and straighten out!
Cali~ Mom, Lala & Papa want us to fly out today to go Hawaii. Mom~ They are not in Hawaii right now, if we flew there they would not be there so we are not flying out today Cali~ Awww mom, you made Lala & Papa cry
Cali~ I want a hamburger with cheese. Mom~ That's a cheeseburger. Cali ~ I don't WANT a cheeseburger. I want a hamburger.....with cheese
Just a quick preface, Soren calls cigarettes, stigarettes Soren~ Mom, it stinks outside, it smells like someone is stigaretting (I am assuming this meant that he thought someone was smoking)
Soren~ Mom, how long is it going to take us to get there? Mom~ about 10 minutes (my standard reply) Soren~ ummm is this going to be a long ten minutes or a short ten minutes? Busted! I guess I need to start gauging time a little better.
Cali~ "I am going to be a pink coyote.... Starts howling ...OOOOOHHH, OOOOHH, Oh La La!" January 10,2007
Cali~ "Guess what mommy?" Mom~ "What Sweet Pea?" Cali~ " Jesus and Mary are in my tummache"
Mother of 3 kids, 2 dogs and turtles. Living in sunny California. I am having fun trying to figure out how to raise my kids and handle all the chaos that comes with it.
1 comments:
What cute pictures! you need to email me yours and liz's emails so i can invite you! tiffanyrosenhan@yahoo.com
hope your doing well! your kids are adorable!
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